And That's All?

作者: crackpotjean (親愛的小明~) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [大哭]烏龜王子!
時間: Sun Jan 20 02:34:09 2008
                                                                               
我家養了一之烏龜
之前天氣冷
都在冬眠
今天醒了
                                                                               
                                                                               
他現在放在我的桌上
陪我打電腦
剛剛我跟他四目相接
                                                                               
我:如果我親你一下你會變王子嗎
                                                                               
烏龜:(眼神別開))
                                                                               
我:如果你變王子 你要娶我唷
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
烏龜:(急忙爬向箱子 另一邊)
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                               

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
又不是叫你去死
跑的這麼快!
                                                                               
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